Friday, February 12, 2010

Funny Friday - 2/12/10

Sick of angel emails?

Ok BE many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones with "I love you so... here's an angel" .. and some mushy poem crap....

And like the cute wasn't bad enough, they then THREATEN you with bad luck if you don't send it on to others!!

So here's my version:

Take the fairy dust:

Add it to one of those angels

And POOF!!!!...

He's good luck because he probably made you smile.

When you're finished trying to see up his loincloth,


why not send this on to some of your girlfriends to make them smile, too?

One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

Please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray

As for my belly, Please take it away.

Keep me healthy, Keep me young,

And thank you Lord, For all you've done.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're


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  2. Thank you for this fun post, it made me laugh! I especially love the ladies "good night prayer"

  3. Oh stitch I can really on you to make me smile!